Minecraft Drama Generator

The Minecraft Drama Generator is a collection of software originally created by asie, but forked by many other coders. It will automatically generate a rumor based on a list of mod authors and other aspects. Asie's original version was eventually shut down, and replaced by a message stating that it has been bought by Microsoft– a joke based on Microsoft's purchase of Mojang.

Example quote
"Curse claims to replace MFFS with MultiMC"

Mr_okushama
Mr_okushama created a special version of the Minecraft Drama Generator to work as a Minecraft mod. It modifies normal Minecraft's splashes to be replaced with the more dramatic announcements.