Joe's Special Book

Joe's Special Book is an item added by HermitQuest. Right-clicking the book will cause a random message to appear in chat. The message is also known as Joe's Wisdom.

Joe's Special Book is dropped upon defeating joehillssays.

Messages

 * Keep adventuring!
 * Howdy, y'all!
 * Help, I'm trapped in a boss loot factory!
 * When you radicalize moderation, only the radicals are moderate?
 * Saw the phrase 'blizzy McTay' used to mean 'well-suited.' However, I'm unsure if it's blizzy McTay to its own purpose.
 * What happened to me? I just spent two minutes trying to write a Minority Report pun and ended up with nothing good. I used to be cool.
 * Precog Mail is great, but it's currently limited to the D.C. area and the pricing structure is murder.
 * I love the replicator. It lets us eat panda whenever we want. Even though we killed them off for their meat centuries ago.
 * Girl, you said you'd never hurt me. And I believed you. I've learned nothing from the holodeck.
 * There might be four lights, there might be five. What matters is that they're all green.
 * Sometimes when we stand on the transporter pad and begin to shimmer, I imagine we're breaking up.
 * Gears whirl wildly through space, nearer their nature than the other wreckage, which was never intended to spin that fast.
 * The monsters under your skin want your bones to live under the bed again—they feel safe there.
 * Poetry for the mind is like food for the stomach. I want poetry I feel in my eyes, the way I taste this spread on my tongue.
 * When compulsive space travel surprised us all, my diaspora studies left me ill-prepared to determine if gravity only felt stronger here.
 * Walked past two perfectly fine but unattended crutches on the ground. I choose to believe a miracle occured here.
 * I'll feel dumb for driving less once it's proven that global warming is created by future time travelers tearing the fabric of reality. If I can walk to the store, they can walk to the Victorian Era.
 * There should be a store brand called 4% Alcohol. The other 96% is left to your imagination and the small text on the back.
 * Was it a bocce ball? if so, my condolences—those hurt worst of all. Well, except for fireballs.
 * Okay I went back and checked more, and there are logs and stone under some of them, or maybe I just couldn't see due to darkness.
 * I just learned that In some income brackets, macaroni and cheese is a side dish.
 * I just watched a Werner Herzog movie about the Death Penalty. Wine and sandwiches were served.
 * Just got done appreciating Egyptian artifacts at the @FristCenter. I am displeased by how materialisticly centered their views of death were.
 * Why didn't anyone tell me that the Rufio in Battle Royale is better than the one in Hook?
 * I've been assured this procedure has a high survival rate.
 * My favorite YouTube comment about me today: "Joe you are a monster (in the bad way)" Today someone can't call me a monster or beast without it misconstrued as praise. Tomorrow: "Joe, you're a great satan (in the bad way)"
 * The future's always brightest as you cast Hiroshima shadows.
 * I'm now tennanting around the room making faces and saying yes, wait, and no alternately.
 * Poverty isn't a virtue, it's a crucible.
 * There should be an episode of EVERY SINGLE TELEVISION SERIES where the cast of Sliders runs past in the background.
 * Marion isn't sure if the baby will need a playpen. I am certain I will paint "FREE SPEECH ZONE" on it if we do.
 * It was a bright and clear night. The three suns that the black hole had ejected earlier in the day were worrying the dogs.
 * My wife sometimes she assumes my hasty oversights are some sort of intentional fashion statement. I'll leave the house with my collar twisted and look like an idiot, because he assumes I think I am cool enough to pull it off.
 * I need a toddler-sized ASBO jumpsuit for my daughter to wear when she's scrubbing her own Crayola graffiti off the walls.
 * I keep seeing #scexit trying to be a thing. It'll never beat out #ScotstaLaVistaBritty